I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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