this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
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I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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