You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
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WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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