oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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