she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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