I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
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i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
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You're a waste of cheezeits
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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