Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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