Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
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Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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