nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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