What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Randomize
