On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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