do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
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