oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
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He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
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It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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