No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Someone came in the potted fern
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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