If that was your dad, he is hot
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Randomize
