Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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