Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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