My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
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I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
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Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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