He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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