okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
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bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
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I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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