they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
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you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
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Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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