That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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