One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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