I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
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Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
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It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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