You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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