Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
he thought i was a dude.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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