I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
We got so high we made milksteak
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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