did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
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woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
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Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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