was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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