I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Randomize
