dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
soo... how was my night?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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