yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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