would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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