So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
my sisters under your porch take her home
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
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she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
and i looked up. we had an audience...
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
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Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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