I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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