Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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