READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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