You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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