Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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