...so i touched it.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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