her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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