And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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