I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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