i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
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Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
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Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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