I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
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Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
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I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
You are the jesus of drinking
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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