What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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