There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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