guys are not supposed to queef...right?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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