my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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