I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
40s are totally the cure
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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