i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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