Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
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I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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