We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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