I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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