We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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