Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
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I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
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Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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