how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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