No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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