nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
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Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
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